Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Celebrity E-Mail: Lindsay Lohan
Dear Lindsay,
I have always enjoyed your acting as well as your antics I've seen in the tabloids. I was just wondering what it was like to be a coke addled teen role model? I found it very interesting that your popularity seemed to decline after you apparently got your life back on track.
So do you have any up and coming films? Possibly a new album? The world feels empty without your raspy coke voice. Sorry I have so many questions and such a short time to post them in! We need to make the most of the time we got, and I choose to waste mine asking you about your personal life... I must be in love.
One last question I have for you, are you actually married now or did you bankrupt the guy you were or are with? Anyway, I would love to hear back from you as soon as possible!
With regards,
-A. Warren Johnson
PS - Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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