by A. Warren Johnson
First off, this needs to be said. Gay was our word first. Gay if looked up in a dictionary has two definitions, 1: Happy 2: Homosexual. The second definition wasn't put into print until the late 80s after AIDS protests started up and the homosexual community ended up with a lot of unwanted press. This was when the word gay started becoming synonymous with homosexuality.
Next, most people that are homosexual use the phrase "That's so gay", just as much as a straight person does. If "That's so gay" shouldn't be used, then how about the word cocksucker? I find that that word would be equally offensive and thus scratched out of every mind in the world. Or how about the word queer to describe something that is out of the ordinary? Let's not leave out the Brits here. Fags sell for about 4.34 pounds a pack, should this also be taken out of the English language?
I find this whole campaign as useless as the war on drugs! Drugs are readily available on the streets because they are meant to be readily available! This is the problem/action/solution situation we all see day in and day out and don't do a goddamn thing to stop it. Next public service announcement advertisement campaign will probably be about how racism is caused by the use of words such as Black, or Spanish, or Christian! Yes dear reader there is an ad campaign on the phrase "That's so gay", and they actually have one where they replace the word gay with races and religions!
If you really want to know what is truly wrong with the world around you, take a look at the hypocrisy that is portrayed in rap music. If Nigger is such a white word how come African-Americans use it as a term of endearment? If Nigger is so white, how come white people are not allowed to say it? "Well it brings up bad memories of the days of slavery!" Wrong!!! Blacks were never in slavery. A bold statement some would say, but alas it is not. Blacks were in forced servitude. Slavery is what most of us working middle class do from 9-5.
These are things we should seriously examine as a race if we want to make it through the next evolutionary jump. There is no difference between someone who has fairer pigment in their skin than someone with a darker pigment, and the only difference between someone who is straight and someone that is gay is the fact that the person who is gay will never have to worry about supporting a family bigger then two.
Write or wrong, it's still in poor taste.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Celebrity E-Mail: Britney Spears
Dear Britney,
Just a few questions have been running through my head the past few days that I have wanted to address. First off I was wondering what pop star you related most with? I have put a lot of thought into this question and have realized something: You seem to idolize Bobby Brown!
The similarities between you and good old Bobby is that you covered "My Prerogative" then you shaved your head... This leads me to my next question. Were you confused about being a white girl? I personally think having a vagina and blond hair, (not to forget boobs as well), would have been sufficient evidence as to your gender. The lack of black skin would have also tipped me off to the fact that I was white. I'm not trying to tell you that an identity crisis wasn't inevitable, but you could have thought something a little more realistic.
My last question has more to do with you as a mother. Not saying that your a bad mother, I just had a question. Do you prefer shopping at GAP or do you go to Wal-Mart? I don't actually know why I want to know this, or how this could possibly benefit anyone by knowing the answer, but I seem to be curious.
Maybe someday yours,
-A. Warren Johnson
Just a few questions have been running through my head the past few days that I have wanted to address. First off I was wondering what pop star you related most with? I have put a lot of thought into this question and have realized something: You seem to idolize Bobby Brown!
The similarities between you and good old Bobby is that you covered "My Prerogative" then you shaved your head... This leads me to my next question. Were you confused about being a white girl? I personally think having a vagina and blond hair, (not to forget boobs as well), would have been sufficient evidence as to your gender. The lack of black skin would have also tipped me off to the fact that I was white. I'm not trying to tell you that an identity crisis wasn't inevitable, but you could have thought something a little more realistic.
My last question has more to do with you as a mother. Not saying that your a bad mother, I just had a question. Do you prefer shopping at GAP or do you go to Wal-Mart? I don't actually know why I want to know this, or how this could possibly benefit anyone by knowing the answer, but I seem to be curious.
Maybe someday yours,
-A. Warren Johnson
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Why I love Christians
Christians are funny. I love them! The reason I love Christians is that they spread their message of love and forgiveness, and nothing spreads that message faster than signs that say: "Thank God for AIDS!"
The real kicker to this mixed signal is that not only do they stand by AIDS rallies with signs like these, but when they are called on it they say: "We don't hate homosexuals. God hates homosexuals."
Okay so accountability and morality isn't a Christian strong point. If I were to blame an imaginary character for my actions, it sure wouldn't be God. I would rather opt for Bugs Bunny. At least you know Bugs Bunny has repeatedly victimized Elmer Fudd!
Now before you go thinking I am attacking Christianity, let me state I'm not. I'm attacking the way certain sects of Christianity goes about spreading the message of God. I think that if these "Christians" want to attack people living with AIDS and not take responsibility for their actions, then they should also be attacking Cancer patients as well.
Please don't get me wrong here. I've read a good portion of the bible in my short time on this planet and no where in the fucking book have I ever read that Christians should rally against people with terminal illness.
With that in mind I want to say a hopeful prayer to all these loving Christians. This may look like I'm talking to myself, which I'm not. If anything I'm talking to you as well. Okay, here we go.
God that resides in Heaven. Please forgive your followers known as Christians. They know not what they do. Their actions may seem a little off from what your word the Holy Bible, (the King James version, not those other translated ones), has to say on love and forgiveness. They are trying to lead good and holy lives Lord by blaming you for their transgressions. In your name. Amen.
-A Warren Johnson
The real kicker to this mixed signal is that not only do they stand by AIDS rallies with signs like these, but when they are called on it they say: "We don't hate homosexuals. God hates homosexuals."
Okay so accountability and morality isn't a Christian strong point. If I were to blame an imaginary character for my actions, it sure wouldn't be God. I would rather opt for Bugs Bunny. At least you know Bugs Bunny has repeatedly victimized Elmer Fudd!
Now before you go thinking I am attacking Christianity, let me state I'm not. I'm attacking the way certain sects of Christianity goes about spreading the message of God. I think that if these "Christians" want to attack people living with AIDS and not take responsibility for their actions, then they should also be attacking Cancer patients as well.
Please don't get me wrong here. I've read a good portion of the bible in my short time on this planet and no where in the fucking book have I ever read that Christians should rally against people with terminal illness.
With that in mind I want to say a hopeful prayer to all these loving Christians. This may look like I'm talking to myself, which I'm not. If anything I'm talking to you as well. Okay, here we go.
God that resides in Heaven. Please forgive your followers known as Christians. They know not what they do. Their actions may seem a little off from what your word the Holy Bible, (the King James version, not those other translated ones), has to say on love and forgiveness. They are trying to lead good and holy lives Lord by blaming you for their transgressions. In your name. Amen.
-A Warren Johnson
Revising my map
Hello dear reader.
It's been a while. I've been sick and haven't been to creative. I recently have started reading Stephen King's book On Writing. It's a great read! Although I am not one for Stephen King novels, his memoir on writing is well worth the read. It has made me actually want to relearn my grammar and editing skills so that I can actually sit down and write a full narrative in my own style, but in a way that makes it sensible and proper.
King brings up the fact that you can not make a competent writer out of a bad one. This I guess is true, however I find that my rants through writing flow much better than any attempt I have ever made to write a narrative. This is the reason I feel I should relearn the craft. I have the tools, I have the will, now I just need the blueprint.
This is a moment in life that I view as a re-creation period. In order for me to be better at this whole crazy writing thing I enjoy way to much, I need to relearn everything I thought I knew and revise my road map. This is part of the key to succeeding in life at whatever you want to do.
In closing I will leave you with a quote from one of my favorite songs. "Express yourself!" - NWA.
-A Warren Johnson
It's been a while. I've been sick and haven't been to creative. I recently have started reading Stephen King's book On Writing. It's a great read! Although I am not one for Stephen King novels, his memoir on writing is well worth the read. It has made me actually want to relearn my grammar and editing skills so that I can actually sit down and write a full narrative in my own style, but in a way that makes it sensible and proper.
King brings up the fact that you can not make a competent writer out of a bad one. This I guess is true, however I find that my rants through writing flow much better than any attempt I have ever made to write a narrative. This is the reason I feel I should relearn the craft. I have the tools, I have the will, now I just need the blueprint.
This is a moment in life that I view as a re-creation period. In order for me to be better at this whole crazy writing thing I enjoy way to much, I need to relearn everything I thought I knew and revise my road map. This is part of the key to succeeding in life at whatever you want to do.
In closing I will leave you with a quote from one of my favorite songs. "Express yourself!" - NWA.
-A Warren Johnson
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Drunken Conversations with a cab driver
This goddamn economy is nothing but a big goddamn hoax! Sorry for being so blunt, but it needed to be said. In case you are wondering the aswer is yes! I'm back on the booze and have a lot to say on the economics of Canada.
I haven;t had that much to drink tonight, about 6 beers and I haven't been driving. Actually my close friend Mac paid for my cab home because I felt I needed to write this down because, (ha ha), it seemed minutly important!
As anyone living in North America may have possibly heard, our economy is is iin shambles. The question is why. Well like HIV = AIDS, it's a fucking sham!!! I don't throw this acusation around lightly so please bare with me and my lack of grammer and spelling.
The nuber one reason that we are in fiscal ruin is simply this, we don't spend enough! "But that simply makes no sense Andy!" Yes it fucking does, so shut the fuck up and listen to the logicical arguement.
We live in a debt based society, kay? Kay! That part should be fairly fucking obvious by this point. We are programmed to be in debt so that we can enter slavery, (or working for a wage, it's really the same thing, please consult John 3:16 in that book you put so much stock in if you don't believe me), and go into a perpetual motion of debt to support the fruadulant fucking economy.
The reason we do this is those loving assholes known only as the marketing unit. We are programmed to consume and perpetual consume at every turn in the road. Which by the way we wouldn't if we focused on our collectivebasic needs!
We are natural born consumers and i's time we start realizing it! This is another one of those things that should be obvious, yet we are completely to oblivious to realize it, so we just accept as truth. Refer to any Cosmo Magizine article if you don't believe me on this point.
Sit down and watch those commercials for a change! We catch just a fleeting second of them, yet we instinctivly know what the commercial is about and how it will end! Notice anything else about it?
It's louder than the show you are watching! Funny, how the hell does this work? Well it works simply but you being annoyed with it in the first place! You reconize exactly what a commercial is, and what it is designed to do, and unless your like my mother, (who at the first sign of a commercial changes the channel immedietly to not be bombarded wih meaningless proaganda), then you'll probably be stuck watching and somewhat believing that Tide is better than Sunlight because of how it's packaged.
Now as for the fraudulent economic systm and how it works you should look no further than the Money Masters documentary. It explains everything on how fractional reserve banking works. Which if you don't believes fucks us all over you need look no further than finacing a vehicle.
Anyway, I'm drunk and desprately need sleep.
I felt bad for not posting anything for the past few days, but my ride conversation with that cab driver really made me realize that this has been on my mind for a while and I need to vent over the internet via this blog. I hope that you have found some meaning with in my ranting paragraphs, but note that there will probably be a revision of this post when I'm sober. Until next time dear reader, sleep with one eye open because you never know when the Government will rape you in the ass with a rubber dick!
-A. Warren Johnson
I haven;t had that much to drink tonight, about 6 beers and I haven't been driving. Actually my close friend Mac paid for my cab home because I felt I needed to write this down because, (ha ha), it seemed minutly important!
As anyone living in North America may have possibly heard, our economy is is iin shambles. The question is why. Well like HIV = AIDS, it's a fucking sham!!! I don't throw this acusation around lightly so please bare with me and my lack of grammer and spelling.
The nuber one reason that we are in fiscal ruin is simply this, we don't spend enough! "But that simply makes no sense Andy!" Yes it fucking does, so shut the fuck up and listen to the logicical arguement.
We live in a debt based society, kay? Kay! That part should be fairly fucking obvious by this point. We are programmed to be in debt so that we can enter slavery, (or working for a wage, it's really the same thing, please consult John 3:16 in that book you put so much stock in if you don't believe me), and go into a perpetual motion of debt to support the fruadulant fucking economy.
The reason we do this is those loving assholes known only as the marketing unit. We are programmed to consume and perpetual consume at every turn in the road. Which by the way we wouldn't if we focused on our collectivebasic needs!
We are natural born consumers and i's time we start realizing it! This is another one of those things that should be obvious, yet we are completely to oblivious to realize it, so we just accept as truth. Refer to any Cosmo Magizine article if you don't believe me on this point.
Sit down and watch those commercials for a change! We catch just a fleeting second of them, yet we instinctivly know what the commercial is about and how it will end! Notice anything else about it?
It's louder than the show you are watching! Funny, how the hell does this work? Well it works simply but you being annoyed with it in the first place! You reconize exactly what a commercial is, and what it is designed to do, and unless your like my mother, (who at the first sign of a commercial changes the channel immedietly to not be bombarded wih meaningless proaganda), then you'll probably be stuck watching and somewhat believing that Tide is better than Sunlight because of how it's packaged.
Now as for the fraudulent economic systm and how it works you should look no further than the Money Masters documentary. It explains everything on how fractional reserve banking works. Which if you don't believes fucks us all over you need look no further than finacing a vehicle.
Anyway, I'm drunk and desprately need sleep.
I felt bad for not posting anything for the past few days, but my ride conversation with that cab driver really made me realize that this has been on my mind for a while and I need to vent over the internet via this blog. I hope that you have found some meaning with in my ranting paragraphs, but note that there will probably be a revision of this post when I'm sober. Until next time dear reader, sleep with one eye open because you never know when the Government will rape you in the ass with a rubber dick!
-A. Warren Johnson
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