Hello Nostalgia Critic,
Thank you for your many acts of kindness; Remembering things that people would rather forget, inventing Santa Christ, bringing Lindsay Ellis on Team TGWTG as the Nostalgia Chick. The list can go on, and on.
As you may have guessed, it's question time! Yes, that's right, I have a few things that I must know. Namely because I am self-centered and like to know people's dirty little secrets! So without further delay, QUESTIONS!
Number one. Have you ever thought about doing serious reviews? While I do enjoy your slapstick off-the-wall rants, I often find myself wondering what your show would be like in a more serious context. This really came to mind after watching your review of Siskel and Ebert. Wow, just wow. I could not believe how well you pulled that episode off. Have you ever thought about a secondary show like that away from www.tgwtg.com? While I can't speak for everyone, I would thoroughly enjoy it!
Number two. This is delving into a more personal matter, but I need to ask it anyway. Do you critique internet pornography before you view it? If so, what's your system based on? Example: Number of positions, run time, how many films the actors/actresses have starred in prior to the clip. I'm not sure why I want to know this, but since you are a critic of the visual media, I just assumed that this question would come up eventually from one of your fans.
Number three. Is it true that you don't actually have a job outside of www.tgwtg.com? Now, I know that the production of your shows is a lot of work. I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I am just interested to know if you make enough money doing what you do on your site to be able to not work a day job?
Well Critic, as I have emptied my bag of questions, I must now thank you for your time, and bid you farewell.
Your part-time adoring fan,
-A. Warren Johnson
Wow. Even when thanking the guy, you still manage to insult him by ranting about the Nostalgia Chick...
ReplyDeleteHAHA! It's really funny that you say that. That wasn't the intention, but since most of the other Celebrity Emails are meant to be ultra polite insults, it's nice to know that this one still has that tone to it.
ReplyDeleteAs for Lindsay Ellis, I like her videos a lot. She is a pretty intelligent young lady, and I hope she continues to make her fun and highly opinionated videos.