Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Jazzersize Writing

Oddly enough, things happen. The why and how are not important, just the now. If you feel this post is talking (reading) above you, don't worry, you are not alone. The reasoning behind this post is simple: there is no point. Just a bunch of words strung together to create broken syntax and uncomfortable sentences.

If you feel this post is silly, well yes, it is. And again, there is no point to it. However, if you are still reading by this point, then you either like the style in which it was written, or you are holding out hope that there will eventually be a point. If the latter is correct, then you are wrong, and I state once more, there is no point to this post.

I felt the need to post this for the simple reason that I wanted to write. If this bothers you, then take comfort in the fact that it has probably bothered more people too. If you feel you could write something better, then do it. Writing anything is useful, even when it is useless.

As a cowboy in a bathtub once said, "If you have to shoot, then shoot. Don't just stand there talking about it." The same goes for writing, hence this post with no point. It is simply a writing exercise for myself.

I hope you have found this post (as useless as it is) at least entertaining. And now for something completely different--

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