Friday, June 4, 2010

. . . Next on FOX

Woman drowns a grizzly bear in a teaspoon of water, next on FOX.

Ex-President Bush dies jumping out a window for a taco, next on FOX.

Savage creature found while exploring a toilet seat, next on FOX.

Siamese twins decide to go there separate ways only to discover they can't, next on FOX.

Sasha Fierce to star in pornographic adaptation of The Fall of the House of Usher, next on FOX.

Micheal Jackson dies and becomes the boogie man hiding under kids beds, next on FOX.

Trent Reznor becomes the new spokes person for Zoloft, next on FOX.

Suicide rates on the rise in cities where Metro Station play, next on FOX.

School shootings on the decrease due to the increase of emo kids, next on FOX.

Rush Limbaugh tries to think logically and has an aneurysm, next on FOX.

Sports hero praises Jesus for his drug addiction, next on FOX.

AIDS discovered to be a drug marketing tool, next on FOX.

Anger leads to hate and hate leads to the darkside, next on FOX.

Gay marriage approved at the cost of the catholic church being shut down, next on FOX.

A bigfoot was caught in a fishing net off the coast of the fabled Canada's, next on FOX.

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