Today I got bored and decided I was in need to jerk off. Thank god for the internet. After slipping my pants around my ankles, the next thing to do was find some erotica on the net; not the easiest thing to do. This is the problem with the internet, it is flooded with way too much porn. After six or seven minutes of searching for just the right material to shoot a load into a sock, I accidentally clicked on the Stumble Upon icon.
This lead me to youtube. The video was Katy Perry's E.T. album version. Of all the pop stars around these days, she is my least favorite, not to mention I absolutely cannot stand E.T. This accident led me to forget what I was doing on the internet in the first place, and inevitably led me to watch more youtube (the Ghostbusters theme, Whatchamacallit commercial from the 1980s, etc) with my pants off.
This is A. Warren Johnson reminding you that accidents happen, be prepared.
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